herbsandgurls:
My mum and dad think I’m crazy because I’m always doing random stuff like rearranging my room at 3 in the morning but really ((((((I’m on a lot of drugsss))
Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
12th grade me: Bruh